I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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