hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He keeps bees of course he's weird
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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