Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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