My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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