try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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