He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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