Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Randomize