i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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