the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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