Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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