Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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