East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She bit a glass in half.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize