Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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