And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
God gave him joint rollers for hands
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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