party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
