I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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