yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
operation harelip BJ is a go
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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