Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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