Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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