Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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