just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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