we made out on top of his cat.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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