Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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