Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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