That's intense
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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