I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
