Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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