wat bout pragnant strippers??
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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