why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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