Christians are straight up FREAKS
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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