Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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