Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
