Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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