yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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