do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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