idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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