He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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