OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You took a bar mat shot.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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