your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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