so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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