Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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