So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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