I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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