Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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