Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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