break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up