you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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