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• (208): View more from Idaho

  the day after is always just damage control

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.

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  There are margaritas in the freezer still.

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• (818): View more from California

  i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers

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• (727): View more from Florida

  there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I had to brake up with him.

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  In my experience drinking helps.

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  You dont want to know why?

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  Not really. I want to drink.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  next time we drink: battle shots.

  (1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

  battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....

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