either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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