Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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