I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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