Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
whose ass print is on the piano?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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