How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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