So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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