Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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