Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have fence marks all over my body
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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