I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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