"it" just moved
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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