better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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