i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
